The Death of Silver

Silver died an untimely death this week.

Retribution was swift and merciless. As soon as the Chicago Mercantile Exchange raised margin requirements (meaning you have to provide more of your own money to speculate), skittish traders headed for the hills. Silver lost a quarter of its value in just 3 trading days.

On of the big winners of the silver bonanza was billionaire George Soros. In weeks past, Soros noted that although gold prices kept rising higher and higher, the price of silver hardly moved. Realizing that at some point people would opt to buy the grey metal instead of gold, Soros loaded up. He was quickly proven correct as silver rose in a parabolic chart.

Soros reportedly sold heavily early this week: a beautiful trade - and the reason why he is a billionaire.

As for me...I'm not a big fan of jumping on any fast-moving investment train. I can't babysit my investments on a minute-to-minute basis, so I don't like investing in anything that I know will end in a major crash.

As Soros was busy making his latest millions, I received my first silver-related injury. While generously helping a client unload a large quantity of silver ingots, I somehow managed to hit myself in the face. Handling a 120-pound safety deposit box is not as easy as you might think.

Even as the blood streamed off my nose, I recognized that owning a horde of physical silver must be gratifying.

Will silver rise from the dead, and achieve its previous highs? Who knows. But, I sincerely hope that the volatility lasts for a few days more. I have been busy entering lowball orders for great mining companies, just in case the chaos continues. It would be nice if they all fill.

Silver is dead! Long live silver!

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"I feel like a virgin on prom night."

"Uncle Red," in the Stephen King movie, Silver Bullet.

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Let’s just say what we really think about Barack Obama

An Open Letter from Donnie Drumpf to the American People


Dear Citizens of America,

In recent days, the media have played into my doubts about Barack Obama’s citizenship, his academic abilities, and more. But now I am thinking, “Why all this pussy-footing around? Why not just come out and say what we are all thinking?”

Barack Obama is a negro! Am I the only one who has noticed this? I referenced an anthropology textbook (just to be sure) and it is undeniable: he has big lips, a wide nose, and dark skin. He looks like a heterosexual version of Michael Jackson before he became white. Weren’t these people slaves just a while ago? How did we allow this to happen?

Obama has relatives in Africa, spent part of his life in Malaysia, and yet still speaks English more eloquently than I do. Do you know how annoying that is? Black people aren’t supposed to be good at English. They are supposed to say, “yassah, nossah,” and “You’s disrespectin’ me, Holmes.” Of course, there are other members of the blacks who sound like white people. I forgave Denzel Washington and Laurence Fishburne because they make good movies. But now a President? This is too much.

And that name: Barack Obama. What kind of name is that? “George Washington” is a good American name. “Abraham Lincoln” sounds a bit Jewish, but is still pretty good. “Barack Obama” sounds like the kind of person we look for in caves in Afghanistan.

We’ve tried labeling Obama as the anti-Christ, linking him to communists and racists, challenging his citizenship, and of course the general and sweeping comment that he doesn’t seem American. The whole time, he keeps smiling and saying, “We need to focus on the issues.” He talks about the economy, energy planning and health care - completely ignoring our requests for college transcripts. What is it going to take to get rid of this guy!?

Barack Obama is better educated than I am, obviously smarter, holds the highest position in the world, and even has a better beach body. What’s not to hate?

By the way, did I mention that I have the highest rated show on the Gonzo network? It’s a great show, with a great fan base. We have a great name. People would be impressed if they knew how much money I have. I’m important. Right?

Sincerely,

Donnie J. Drumpf®

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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Kelly LeBrock, 1980s shampoo commercial

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US Home Prices Drop Again

But is that bad?

In a story on CNBC, Home Prices fall for 8th straight month, David Blitzer, chairman of the Index Committee at S&P Indices, is quoted as saying, "There is very little, if any, good news about housing. Prices continue to weaken, trends in sales and construction are disappointing." When I read the same statement, I thought it was good news. Why the difference?

Everyone uses mental models in their daily life - whether they are aware of it or not. A mental model is a way of thinking, usually learned from the culture one grows up in, but often changed by education. A clear example is that in the West, most people believe that the mind/soul and body are separate. University educated individuals tend to use the scientific method to discover things, rather than logic or meditation.

Fictional character Sherlock Holmes famously uses “deductive reasoning” to solve crimes. Deductive reasoning is eliminating anything that must be false in order to find the last remaining item, which must be the truth. It is said that Sherlock Holme's author, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, learned this technique from his university medical professor, who used it to diagnose patients.

Warren Buffett’s business partner, Charlie Munger, commonly uses “inversion.” Inversion is looking at every problem from the opposite direction from the normal one: for example, instead of asking, “How can we improve customer service?” Munger might ask, “How can we have terrible customer service?” The opposite of that answer is the way to have great customer service.

In Iraq, US soldiers and politicians often become annoyed because the Iraqis do not think of the relationship between cause-and-effect the same way we do. That is, they view the relationship between cause and effect as weak. If Iraqis take a day off to play cricket instead of building a new water pipeline, they don’t necessarily see the connection to having no clean water later that month. This difference in thinking is so frustrating for American troops that there is a whole series of military intelligence "lessons learned" documents devoted to it.

Now to examine David Blitzer’s comment: "There is very little, if any, good news about housing. Prices continue to weaken, trends in sales and construction are disappointing." Under normal circumstances, this statement would be perfectly logical. In a normal economic cycle, all these things indicate a weakening economy. David is inferring that low sales, low construction, and falling prices are bad – the traditional economist’s view. But is it truly bad? Or is David using a “fossilized mental model” – one that is not relevant for the situation?

The US had a housing bubble: that means there were unrealistic prices, oversupply, and sales to people who were not qualified. The remedy for a housing recovery is therefore lower prices, no new construction (until excess inventory is gone), and low new home sales (since foreclosures will be sold first). In other words, today's statistical weakness is exactly what the housing market needs to recover. At this point, strength in any of these numbers would be negative.

The banks can only release foreclosures onto the market at the same rate as the market is ready to absorb them. Since the banks control the flow of this inventory, new home sales and price stats are meaningless: any increase in market strength will be met by the release of foreclosures to match.

Prices are low enough that when the housing market does return, it will do so with a roar. Just like the bubble on the upside, the longer US housing numbers stay weak the more sudden and dramatic the recovery will seem.

Several months ago, I wrote that it was a good time to buy US real estate. Since then, in most cities home prices have fallen by about 3%. I do not apologize for this imperfection.

No one knows exactly when the market will recover, yet one thing is certain – buying quality real estate at a time of low interest rates and low prices will never prove to be a bad investment. Don’t try to catch the exact bottom.

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"Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. This can't be done - except by liars."

Bernard Baruch

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